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Showing posts with label 1 star. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1 star. Show all posts

3/29/2011

Abandoned

Stars:
1 star

If someone took the one you love... How far would you go to get him back?

Mary Walsh delivers boyfriend Kevin to a hospital for routine outpatient surgery. But when Mary returns to take him home, he's mysteriously vanished. An administrator can find no record of him, and a police search turns up nothing. Increasingly frantic, Mary's taken to staff psychiatrist Dr. Bensley, who pronounces her unstable. Now she must not only find her missing boyfriend, but prove her own sanity as well. When a stranger informs her he knows Kevin's whereabouts and demands a $10 billion ransom, she has one hour to comply... and her boyfriend's life hangs in the balance. Forced to embezzle the money from the bank where she works, Mary soon discovers the shocking truth behind the disappearance. Now time is running out and she must take matters into her own hands to save herself. (Source: IMDB)

Starring: Brittany Murphy, Dean Cain
Released: 2010

Megan's Movie Review:
This movie was absolutely horrible. I mean, I don't even know if that is even the right word. It sucked. I feel so bad because I don't know if this was her last movie that she filmed, but I'm sure it was one of the last ones, and it was terrible. Her hair in the movie looked awful! I don't know who their dresser was but whoever it was sucked. Brittany Murphy looked like her hair was constantly wet and gelled down. She needed highlights. Then her make-up artist sucked as well. They made her look like a clown. Her lipstick was like off of her lips. Anyways, her acting was probably the best compared to everyone else's but it was still not great. Dean Cain.. didn't he used to be Superman? What the heck happened? I could've been a better actor than him. This movie had the stupidest lines. It was just terrible. My husband and I just kept making fun of it and couldn't believe that we actually were watching this movie. I feel bad that this was one of Brittany Murphy's last movies.

I will be shocked if you liked it..

11/13/2010

Furry Vengeance

Stars:
1 Star

He came. He saw. They conquered.

Hoping to make enough money through an overseas employer to live comfortably, Real Estate Developer Dan Sanders manages to convince his son, Tyler, and wife, Tammy, to re-locate in a remote corner of Oregon. Tyler does seem content after he meets with lovely Amber, but Tammy is concerned about her husband when he near-hysterically claims that local creatures, including beavers, ravens, bears, fox, etc. have joined forces to sabotage his project. (Source: IMDB)

Starring: Brendan Fraser
Released: 2010


Megan's Movie Review:
Well this story was WAY too childish for me. We ended up turning it off and sending it back to Netflix. We probably watched about an hour of it before I couldn't handle the bad acting anymore. Once again, I'm sure children would enjoy this, but this is not my type of movie that I like. I would compare this to Diary of a Wimpy Kid but maybe even more childish than that movie. If you have children, they might find this entertaining, but I just don't have the patience to watch movies this stupid. Haha.. that sounds harsh!

Any fans of this movie?

11/07/2010

The Back-Up Plan

Stars:
1 star

Fall in love.* Get married. Have a baby. *Not necessarily in that order.

Zoe's a woman who has a hard time letting anyone into her life. She has a habit of pushing people away when they get close. She also wants to have a baby but because she has no man in her life decides to be artificially inseminated. Shortly after having the procedure she meets a guy named Stan whom she connects with. But she's still afraid to let him in and when she tells him about her pregnancy thinking he would bail but he sticks with her. (Source: IMDB)

Starring: Jennifer Lopez, Alex O'Loughlin
Released: 2010



Megan's Movie Review:
This movie was stupid. It was all about sex and it wasn't even funny. I thought it might be a little bit more about her being pregnant and all the awful things that come with pregnancy and her boyfriend helping her through it. But it seriously was just all about sex and I thought it was terrible. We ended up shutting the movie off and sending it back to Netflix. I don't enjoy movies like that. And the acting was also terrible. I never thought Jennifer Lopez was a great actress, but she was terrible. Alex O'Loughlin was absolutely awful too. I've never seen him before but he played a creepo in this movie and his acting sucked.

Your reviews?

5/12/2010

Urban Cowboy

Bud Davis is a country boy who moves to the city to visit his uncle. He starts hanging out at Gilley's, owned by Mickey Gilley himself. He takes a job at the refinery where his uncle works. He also meets Sissy, a cowgirl, and they fall in love and suddenly get married. And then their marriage is shattered when Bud sees Sissy allegedly seeing con man Wes, who teaches her how to ride the mechanical bull...and plans to rob Gilley's. When a bull-riding contest is announced, Bud decides to sign up. Can he win the contest and save his marriage to Sissy? (Source: IMDB) 



Starring: John Travolta
Released: 1980




Megan's Movie Review:
My husband and I watched part of this on tv and wanted to rent it from our Netflix to find out what happens next. It wasn't that great of a story when we saw the whole thing. I did not appreciate the fact that they really hardly knew each other and got married. He also hit her while they were dating and she still ended up marrying him. Then one week into their marriage, they have issues and fights, and he hits her again, so they split up and go get with other people to make each other jealous. They both cheat on one another... Then they end up getting back together in the end after months of being separated. It was rather stupid.

Movie Rating:
1 star
Has anyone seen this movie?

3/14/2010

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Connor Mead, a successful fashion photographer and a Lothario keen on casual sex, goes to his younger brother's wedding to convince him not to marry. He arrives at his dead uncle's estate during the rehearsal the night before the wedding; he starts in, taking his brother aside, trashing marriage. Later in the men's room, his uncle, who taught Connor all he knows about women, appears to him, confesses to have been wrong, and tells Connor that three ghosts will visit him that night: the ghosts of girlfriends past, present, and future. Connor has already set the breakup in motion. Can he learn anything from his life and fix what he's broken? (Source: IMDB)

Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner, Michael Douglas

Megan's Movie Review:
When this preview came out for this movie, I was so excited to see it. It looked so funny and I love Matthew McConaughey's movies. Well..not this one. I was disappointed in the story line because it was all about sex. And why would the girl (who he ends up with and apparently is supposed to be with) want to be with a guy who has slept with so many different women, he can't remember the number. It had a few funny scenes, such as when he accidentally knocks over the wedding cake. But there were just too many sexual jokes and certain scenes in the movie I did not approve of.

My rating:
1 star
I wouldn't buy it, it was a waste of my netflix
Comments?